Would you use a coupon in front of a good looking woman at the grocery store?

[whalewager]

I am thinking of using this coupon for velveeta this am but I dont want to run into someone I know or a good looking woman that I dont know...

what do you think...and how do I give it to the woman at the register...

do you hand it to her before she rings it up or after? do you palm it and give it to her? do you proudly display it saying " I HAVE A COUPON FOR THAT THERE VELVEETA"

maybe I will use the self checkout for the first time...or can you when you have coupons

 

[Fishhead]

I would feel proud as hell!

 

[NES]

mmmm Velveta.

 

[Gravy]

George,I use coupons all the time when I have good ones to use and I could give a crap less what people think.If you feel that you dont want to be embarrssed go to the self checkout line and you can use your coupons there after you done scanning your items.

 

[WorldNumberOne]

i would just tell her it is so i can have more money for condoms so i can plow her in the ass later...

works everytime...

 

[billhill999]

i would just tell her it is so i can have more money for condoms so i can plow her in the ass later...

works everytime...

 

[steaktartar]

you live in Arkansas for Gods sake ..the coupon may turn her on

 

[NES]

If it was a Crank Coupon it would.

 

[lapdance]

you live in Arkansas for Gods sake ..the coupon may turn her on

 

[Buster]

make sure it has not expired...had a cashier give me one back in front of a good lookin woman...i turned beet red as i heard her chuckle and say to her friend "look at that coupon clipper trying to sham a quarter"

 

[Seymour]

I would feel proud as hell!

Right when I saw this I was going to say under no circumstances but I can guarantee that Fish would.

 

[PBR]

jefferson, could you please pick me up some marhmallow creme while you're there? ty

 

[kingbill]

I would...I used to pull quality ass with a bus pass...

 

[RobFunk]

Since 90% of them are like 15-18 years old I dont see how it's a problem chester, I mean George.

 

[HisIsTheHand]

I don't think the coupon will turn any woman off

but once you pay with your food stamps it'll kill the deal

 

[GasMan]

Heres what you do..

Tell the cashier, hold on one minute.\

Run to the condom aisle, usually next to the crab medicine.

Grad a 36 pack of magnums.

Slap them down at the back of the conveyor belt.

Pull out the coupon and use it.

She will never notice anything but your package.

 

[billsgirl]

I don't think the coupon will turn any woman off

No it wouldn't turn me off, as long as you didn't have 83 other coupons to hold up the line and argue with the cashier about how the "X" was marked $4.99 and yet it rang as $5.99 incessantly until the manager has to come over and then there is another problem with the scanner and they waste another 5 minutes trying to figure out how to ring it in.

 

[barman]

If it was a Crank Coupon it would.

:lol:

Especially if it had an Expiration Date of Never